You are cordially invited to celebrate
Ε»aneta's
Thirtieth Birthday
Friday, the 17th of April, 2026
A Costume Ball of Favourite Books
Saturday, the 18th of April, 2026
βI am thirty years old. I have no money and no prospects whatsoever - unless one counts a husband of quite unreasonable devotion, the most loving son , and an entirely unreasonable number of books.
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β Ε»aneta, on the occasion of her thirtieth year
A Brief Account of
Thirty Things Worth Knowing
An authoritative compendium, compiled with the utmost affection
of wit, charm, and absolutely impeccable literary taste
approximately - the stack only grows taller
he remains grateful and largely house-trained
when you are, in fact, the most interesting person in any room
particularly in matters of literature, film, and good taste
Pride & Prejudice β a fact universally acknowledged
* Further facts may be obtained from the Birthday Girl herself, who is the definitive authority on all matters.
A Portrait Gallery of
Thirty Years, Beautifully Lived
In which the subject is both the author and the heroine of her own story
Add your favourite photo here
A cherished memory
Another wonderful moment
Pure joy
One of many adventures
A picture worth a thousand words
An Exclusive Offer, Most Generously Extended
Win a Night with the Birthday Girl
By great fortune, you have been invited to enter the Grand Draw β a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for a most agreeable evening in the company of the distinguished lady herself.
Simply press the button below to submit your entry. The winner shall be announced forthwith.